School is starting - it is the first day of school after summer. Its a normal town high school, probably somewhere in the Midwest of the United States. The camera flies over all of the high schoolers making their way into school by walking, bus, bikes, skateboards, and by car. The camera scans around for a bit as the credits roll and slowly makes its way to our main character Calvin who is walking into school. He has a backpack, a crew cut (which he just gave himself with his dad's shears), converse all stars, jeans, and a polo type shirt. he's looking kind of sick of walking into school. He reaches a friend of his Matt Kresse.

Calvin: Hey man.

Matt Kresse: Holy shit! What the f#$%k did you do to your hair!?

Calvin: this is my new super sexy low maintenance hairdo.

M: Thats real dedication my man.

C: To what?

M: To maintenance

C: eh... (unsure if he cares what kresse is talking about, giving a look like are you serious?)

M: I mean do you think Mandy is still going to get a boner for you with that haircut?

C: Mandy might actually have a penis. We're not sure.

M: Really? I thought you guys were all hot and misty for eachother

C: Hot and misty? Are you trying to be cool?

M: Hot and misty cmon that works.

C: Eh... I guess. Makes me think of a steamroom at my dads gym. With a bunch of old fatsos sweating their balls off.

M: Irregardless, you guys are into it right?

C: Irregardless is not a word.

M: youre a real shit Calvin.

C: Ha! Im a big shit thats what I am.