Two guys are watching TV. The camera is from the view of the TV. They are on either side of a couch slouching. beers in hand.

Bob: You know that Pierce Brosnan, hes a good looking guy.

Terry: Yeah... hes good looking I think.

Bob: You think? cmon, look at him. Hes really got the look.

Terry: Yeah... I think so.

B: You think so.. whatever. You know hes good looking.

T: Mmm... yes (uncomfortable) hes good looking.

B: I mean I like the females of course but that Pierce Brosnan. you know 007. He does well.

T: Yeah I bet he does pretty well.

B: You know who else is a looker? That Josh Hartnett.

T: M.... uh huh.

B: Hes got that steely squint you know. Like hes saying I love you baby but if youre a crook Ill kick your ass.

T: M.. yes. I think so.

B: What the hell you talking about 'you think so'? Have you ever seen Josh Hartnett? Hes gorgeous.

T: Gorgeous? Seriously Bob... thats a little odd.

B: Oh whatever, your just not confident enough in your manhood top admit that another man is a perfect specimen.

Terry:Do you think that like Ken Shamrock is a perfect specimen?

Bob: Ken Shamrock? you mean the UFC Superfight Champion of the world.

T: yes, that one

Bob: No.

Terry: Tom Cruise?

B: Hmm,,, no

T: How about George Clooney.

B: George Clooney? This is getting a little odd homey. I think its getting a little gay actually.

T: Gay? you think so? Pierce?

B: Hey dont rip on my boy Pierce.

T: Hey you started it talking about how you think Pierce Brosnan...

**** phone rings ***

B: Mmm.. my public needs me. Hlo? (answers phone)

... uh

...ah God... eh... alright Ill be over ... yeah (hangs up)

... That was my overbearign divorced elderly mother. She needs us to help her bucket out her basement. Its flooded.

T: Us? I cant man. I gotta .. um (cant think of anything)

... I gotta not do that.

... How come I gotta go!?

B: Are you really that bad of a friend Terr bear? Terry Terrible thats my new name for you. Not helping out your friends in need. Really great Terry. Very Christian of you.

T: Alright. lets go.

B: Ha! Sweet...

T: ...***pauses*... hey what the f#$% was that?

B: what?

T: 'Sweet'... what the f#%^ was that? Youre proud that you guilted me into going?

B: Quit being such a woman. Terry please I need yur help. My mother needs you. The basement needs you. She will probably have beer. Itll be fun.

T: Ah God... alright.

B: Sweet (smirks)

T: hey... (looking at him discernedly)

Next Scene Terry and Bob are in the car driving to Bob's mom's house. The viewpoint is from the front of the car through the windshield. Bob is driving.

Bob: So at least each of us will have a bucket. Im glad I remembered that I had that extra bucket under my bathroom sink.

Terry: Yes. an extra bucket. I was really happy about that too. (sarcastic)

B: Terry, I just want to thank you again for helping me out with my mom.

T: (surprised at the thank you) Well, youre welcome Bob. I can see that you are in need and Im willing to lend a helping hand when I see that.

B: And I just want to remind you of last winter when you were locked out of your house because your wife kicked you out in your underwear and I came over at 3 in the morning to pick you up and let you stay at my place. Friends really do...

T: You gotta bring that up again? Man!

B: What?! A friend in need is a friend indeed thats what they say Terr Bear.

T: But you really gotta remind me of that whole thing?

B: Ha! Remind you? You really forgot about it? They should call me Saint Bob.